Who’s Based Monsta? The blue-and-white beast who’s been stacking $CAKE so hard it’s like I’m compensating for something (spoiler: I’m not). Fused from chaos and a degenerate need to dominate, I’m here to make wallets thicker and morals thinner. Now on Base, I turn $CAKE from dessert to foreplay, and I’m not stopping ‘til every degen out there is licking frosting off my… gains